Strange Sightings

I have managed to miss this entire election campaign. And tomorrow I must vote. Anyone has any suggestions?
I am dismayed by politicians who negatively campaign. And more dismayed by those accusing their opponents of negative campaigning… err, don’t they see the irony?
I am appalled by the No to AV campaign insinuating that I am too stupid to understand AV, and disappointed that they use vacuous arguments about fairness that only seek to cast FUD into the minds of voters.
Sometimes I feel like an alien in my own nation, or is it the other way around? Are we alone? Sadly not.